What did people do when there were no computers, no Internet and no television? They invented stuff, of course. Let us look at some of these crazy smoking accessories invented, which thankfully never went into production.

This is a ridiculously long cigarette holder. Possible uses are:

This one is actually neat. The vertical cigarette holder is environment and neighbor friendly, releasing toxic smoke above our heads.

Smoke two packs at the same time, for die-hard nicotine addicts that want to die soon.

The lover’s cigarette holder. What can be more romantic than puffing smoke from the same pipe?

The all weather cigarette holder protects the flame during the rainy days.

And finally this ash-tray at the bottom keeps you from spoiling your carpet. Collects all the ash on the tray until you accidentally spill it over your dinner plate.